

HEADLINE - "Clinically Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President Chirac
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Former French President Jacques Chirac was rushed to a hospital after being mauled by his pet dog who is being treated for depression, in a dramatic incident that rattled his wife Bernadette.
The couple's white Maltese Poodle, called Sumo, has a history frenzied fits and became increasingly prone to making "vicious, unprovoked attacks" despite receiving treatment with anti-depressants, said Chirac's wife Bernadette."
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Former French President Jacques Chirac was rushed to a hospital after being mauled by his pet dog who is being treated for depression, in a dramatic incident that rattled his wife Bernadette.
The couple's white Maltese Poodle, called Sumo, has a history frenzied fits and became increasingly prone to making "vicious, unprovoked attacks" despite receiving treatment with anti-depressants, said Chirac's wife Bernadette."
HA HA HA HA HA What a great headline! Apparently the French can now be defeated by a poodle. (FYI-the photo is not Sumo, just an intimidating picture of a poodle I found online)
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