3. NFL REFEREES - These guys only work about three hours a week as referees but take it way too seriously. You can detect their misplaced enthusiasm through their statuesque and ridged body language, coupled with a stern stoneface and crumpled brow.
Recommendation - any type of depressant will suffice, maybe some yoga and deep breathing
2. DOG SHOW JUDGES - These clowns are easily identified buy their pervasive aura of pretentiousness. Tight sphincter muscles and gray hair are common. Their dress is always elegant but found wanting due to all of the butt sniffing and leg lifting surrounding them.
Recommendation - embrace the fact that they are not taking tea with the queen
1. SECURITY GUARDS - No explanation needed.
Recommendation - get a new job
Happy Thanksgiving!
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