Friday, November 27, 2009

I LOVE JESUS

24To him who is able to keep you from falling and to present you before his glorious presence without fault and with great joy— 25to the only God our Savior be glory, majesty, power and authority, through Jesus Christ our Lord, before all ages, now and forevermore! Amen (Jude 24,25 NIV)

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

SAM'S TOP 3 LIST


THE TOP THREE JOBS THAT PEOPLE TAKE TOO SERIOUSLY

3. NFL REFEREES - These guys only work about three hours a week as referees but take it way too seriously. You can detect their misplaced enthusiasm through their statuesque and ridged body language, coupled with a stern stoneface and crumpled brow.
Recommendation - any type of depressant will suffice, maybe some yoga and deep breathing


2. DOG SHOW JUDGES - These clowns are easily identified buy their pervasive aura of pretentiousness. Tight sphincter muscles and gray hair are common. Their dress is always elegant but found wanting due to all of the butt sniffing and leg lifting surrounding them.
Recommendation - embrace the fact that they are not taking tea with the queen


1. SECURITY GUARDS - No explanation needed.
Recommendation - get a new job


Happy Thanksgiving!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Wrong Again


It is just too easy to rip on the Obama administration. This whole civilian trial of the 9/11 conspirators is such a terrible decision. These are terrorists, not shoplifters. They are NOT American citizens and do NOT have the same rights as American citizens have. This is a stupid decision and a horrible venue. My stomach acids boil at just the thought of the ridiculous media circus that this trial will create. Obama and Holder (US Attorney General) should be ashamed of themselves for this crap.


No Monday morning quarterbacking will be needed to reach the conclusion that Gitmo should be kept open, and that these human pieces of trash should be tried by military tribunals. I personally think that they should be flown to Afghanistan, strapped onto a bomb, and dropped on their friends.

Friday, November 6, 2009

A taste of early November

1.Happy Birthday Sammy D! Ditto Ditto Babby Gordito is now 2 years old.

2.I am happy to see that the GOP pulled off two big wins in NJ and VA. I hope that the conservative message of lower taxes and less government resonate throughout the party.

3.NO to government health care! I fully support health care reform, but not a bill that will destroy private insurance, expand government control, and further bankrupt the country.

4.There are no good movies out, and I can't afford to see one anyways. I'm pissed.