About five years ago I decided to give my self a nickname. It was "KING". The name was only to be written in capital letters and never to be preceded with "the". I was simply KING (yes, I was arrogant enough to give my self a nickname). Teri refused to acknowledge my title and vowed never to call me by it. The rest of my cohorts also failed to respect the title. I was called by that name approximately half a dozen times in the past five years.
Here ye, here ye, I officially relinquish my title and bestow it upon my son, baby gordito. From this day forward, he shall be known as KING Dito.
Enjoy your new title Sammy D!
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